To whoever bought this stinky goat, he was surely just a pest. For us at ๐๐ฒ๐๐ค๐๐๐ฏ๐ข, he left our farm as a legend we miss. Almost.
Quagmire was a menace. He stuck out his tongue and chased everyone, getting into their space and trying to do.. Something. He shattered the grill of our antique truck. Thrice. He devoured six weed plants, leaving behind just crunched stems and a few slobbery leaves. He was just a perverted, stoner goat who was named after a Family Guy character.
But we loved him. And we knew the world wanted to be in on the inside joke. That's why we craft products for stoners, by stonersโbecause some legends are just too good not to honor.