𝔔𝔲𝔞𝔤𝔚𝔞𝔯𝔢

To whoever bought this stinky goat, he was surely just a pest. For us at 𝔔𝔲𝔞𝔤𝔚𝔞𝔯𝔢, he left our farm as a legend we miss. Almost.

Quagmire was a menace. He stuck out his tongue and chased everyone, getting into their space and trying to do.. Something. He shattered the grill of our antique truck. Thrice. He devoured six weed plants, leaving behind just crunched stems and a few slobbery leaves. He was just a perverted, stoner goat who was named after a Family Guy character.

But we loved him, our personal pinnacle of irony and humor. And we wanted to share him with the world. That's why we craft tees that you and your friends can laugh and love over—because some legends are just too good not to honor.